Jerry: stolen hams
Nellie: you stole hams?
Jerry: Lol imagine
Nellie: omg do it
Jerry: Ehhhhh
Jerry: What the hell will I do with em
Nellie: give them to jewish kids tell them its chicken
Jerry: Oh you a bad gurl

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"I wanna do it with you. I wanna get you hot and sweaty. I wanna listen to you breath hard. Wanna go jogging?"

lollerskates, if he can make you laugh he's worth a shot.

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